Monday, January 29, 2018

Next Step

Next in our search for dance movies as replacements for action movies: Step Up (2006).

In this one, Channing Tatum is a tough street dancer, who gets tossed out of a house party for dancing with the big man’s girl. He and his low-life friends Damaine Radcliff and De’Shawn Washington, vandalize a school auditorium for kicks, and he gets caught. His sentence is to do 200 hours community service at the school.

It takes a while, but soon he meets Jenna Dewan (now Ms. Tatum). She’s a hard-driven dancer, preparing for her exhibition piece. Her partner has sprained an ankle and all the other male upper class dancers can do a lift. Finally, Tatum convinces her that he can be her practice partner until her real partner recovers. But can Tatum, who has never finished anything in his life, stick it out?

Spoiler - yes. The other big question - can a street dancer learn anything from modern ballet, and vice versa. Spoiler - duh. This is not controversial. In fact, when Tatum’s friends rag him for hanging out at the rich kids’ school, Heavy D tells them they ignorant. Obviously street culture and high culture can co-exist.

And finally, can Tatum dance? I’ve got to say, yes. His moves may not be rock solid, but he’s loose and funky. Also, incredibly athletic, with the flips and handstands. The rest of the dancers are great too, as are Mario, as a student composer/DJ and Drew Sidora as a singer.

As for the plot, well, there’s a few changers - I won’t spoil it, but I bet you can figure out who doesn’t survive the movie.

Thursday, January 25, 2018

Triple Thrill

Here comes a triple-header: three British “thrillers” - actually quota films, cheaply produced to fill government mandated quotas for local content. But out of The Phantom Light/Red Ensign/The Upturned Glass (1934/1934/1937), two were directed by Michael Powell, and one stars James Mason.

Red Ensign is about shipbuilding (cue Elvis Costello). English-flagged merchant shipping is dying, and nobody wants to buy new hulls. Marine engineer Leslie Banks has a plan to reduce fuel costs 30%, and starts building 20 new ships, against the wishes of his board of directors. They have a point. But he’ll do anything to get these ships built, including risk the love and fortune of Carol Goodner. All this is quite boring. The good parts are the shipbuilding montages. It seems that Michael Powell had been studying Eisenstein’s montage theory. So there are lot of dynamic, exciting, documentary-like sequences of great crowds of working men and metal.

It turns out that the only way these ships would make money is if the government passed a quota law, mandating a percentage of shipping for British ships. A metaphor for the film quotas?

The Phantom Light is actually the reason I got this disc-of-three-movies. It stars Binnie Hale and Gordon Harker, last seen (by me) in Hyde Park Corner. He plays a gruff lighthouse keeper, posted to a remote Welsh village. She plays a silly girl who wants to investigate the ghosts in said lighthouse. Ian Hunter (cue Mott the Hoople) is a reporter also investigating. But of course, the haunting (the titular phantom light) is a scheme to wreck ships for the salvage.

I rather like both Hale and Harker - she’s kind of a Joan Blondell type, while he’s a sort of British Lloyd Nolan. The movie is kind of batty, full of comedy, action, suspense, but not to any great degree. Powell, at the helm, again shows an affinity for machinery, presenting a realistic looking lighthouse, as well. Probably the best character.

The Upturned Glass is at the top of the bill for a reason. It stars James Mason as a medical lecturer, telling his class about a perfectly sane criminal that he, um, heard about. This criminal, a doctor who looks like James Mason, falls in love with a married woman (Rosamund John) when he operates on her daughter. Her husband is always away, and she is so lonely... They start to spend time together, but when he confesses his love to her, she insists that they must never meet again.

Shortly afterwards, he runs into her coarse sister-in-law, played by Pamela Mason, James Mason’s wife. She tells him that John fell out of a window and died - either accidentally or a suicide. Mason thinks she was killed, probably by her sister-in-law. He romances her, hoping to find the secret, and then, decides to kill her.

At this point, we drop back out of the story, into the lecture, when a student declares that this man must me insane, but Mason assures him that he is perfectly sane. And goes off to kill the sister-in-law.

The finale is both tense and twisty. And you get to decide if he is sane, as he insists, or mad, as everyone else does.

All in all, a great triple bill, made up of two B-movies and an A-.

Monday, January 22, 2018

Tempest in a Taymore

When I saw that we’d only watched three or four Shakespearean movies in 2017, I decided we should step up our game and brush up on our Shakespeare. First pick, Julie Taymor’s The Tempest (2010), starring Helen Mirren as gender-swapped Prospera.

It begins with a tempest - Prospera sends Ariel (Ben Whishaw) to wreck the ship that carries her enemies, but to make sure no one is harmed. I thought this nicely illustrated the fearsome strength of the wizard Prospera. She also bears down pretty hard on Ariel, showing her capacity for cruelty. She shows her daughter Miranda (Felicity Jones) a much kinder side.

So the passengers land safely - Prospera’s usurper brother, his henchman, the King of Milan, and kindly old Gonzalo (Tom Conti), in one party, the Prince (Reeve Carney) all alone in another part of the island. Meanwhile, Trinculo (Russell Brand), a fool, and Stephano (Alfred Molina), a drunk, land somewhere else. The clownish pair meet up with Caliban (Djimon Hounsou), a native of the island, who declares them to be gods when he tries their liquor.

And so it goes until Prospera wraps it all up, telling them that the “actors were all spirits and they’ve all melted into air.” So, although she wields mighty powers, she only used them for a series of practical jokes. She even sets Ariel free. Caliban not so much, although it looks like she will at least be leaving him alone.

The text is truncated quite a bit, which leads to the problem of cleaned up colloquial dialog clanging against something more “Shakespearean”. That didn’t bother me much. In fact, very little about this bothered me. It has interesting music (both score and the songs, like Full Fathom Five), fantastic staging, special effects that are really special (without being showy), fine acting. Some people might be put off by Russell Brand’s style of clowning, but I thought it was fine - the clown in these modern presentations is always interesting, and usually somehow modernized.

I’ve decided that The Tempest is now my favorite Shakespearean play - although that’s mainly based on this and Prospero’s Books. I guess neither is very true to the original, but I don’t care. I thought this conveyed very well both Prospera’s power and majesty, and that she was just kidding all along.

The problems of slavery (Ariel) and colonialism (Caliban) are not addressed, which could be a deficit, although it wouldn’t make sense to add this as a side plot. It would need to be the focus. Yet, it can be hard to keep to the viewpoint of the times.

Still, my favorite Shakespeare.

Sunday, January 21, 2018

Meta-Post

Just a quick one to praise Netflix: They have been clearing my "Wait/Long Wait" queue faster than usual lately. There are a few on there that I expect to be moved to the "Saved" queue before they get sent to me, but most have turned over - I got what I was waiting for, and could move some others to the top of the queue.

Because the only way to get these "Long Wait" movies is to put them at the top of the queue and get them whenever they can send them.

What kinds of unavailable movies are at the top of my queue? Some are just not quite released yet, like Blade Runner 2049. Once released, they'll send that to me in a week or so - or maybe I'll be the first one to get it! Then there's a couple of obscure rock movie - like Straight to Hell, Alex Cox's (Repo Man) film student Mexi-noir starring Joe Strummer, Elvis Costello, the Pogues, Courtney Hole, etc. Want to watch that? Get in line behind me. I've been waiting ~ 1year.

My "Saved" queue - movies that I want, that Netflix knows about, but they never going let me see - stands at 121. Some of them are obscure documentaries, like AKA Doc Pomus, about the great songwriter of 60s rock. Some of them are probably stinkers that I'm just morbidly curious about, like The Boatniks, or Roller Boogie. But come on, Netflix! Speed! Child's Play, the first Chuckie movie! I want to watch Cult of Chuckie, but need to see all the others first. Joe Dante's Piranha, or Explorers, for that matter.

I don't know if there is any solution to this. I expect Netflix to ignore DVDs more and more, to concentrate on streaming original content. Maybe when they spin DVD.com off as a separate company (which I scoffed at when it was going to be called Qwikster) this will change. Or maybe I should just start using the Saved queue as a shopping list, and buy the damned discs.

Saturday, January 20, 2018

Step Right Up


I don't think I mentioned it in my year-end post, but I've been thinking about action movies: I love the adrenaline and the technical thrills of modern action movies, but do we really need to watch so much violence? If only there were some genre that valued displays of physical prowess filmed in an exciting way - wait! How about dance movies? Not only do you get the same kind of excitement as action movies, but there are a whole lot of them to choose from. We started with Stomp the Yard (2007).

It stars Columbus Short as a street dancer who gets into a beef with another crew that winds up with his brother dead. He is shipped off to Truth University in Atlanta, where his uncle is groundskeeper. Right from the start, he sets his sites on Megan Good. He also gets recruited by two frats, famous for their step teams.

If you don't know, stepping is a vernacular dance form practiced by members of Greek organizations at historically black colleges. It involves vigorous, synchronized stamping, gestures and some chanting. It reminds me a lot of New Zealand's haka. Of course, Megan Good's boyfriend leads one frat's team (the one that wins national championships year after year), and our hero pledges the other one.

StY is sometimes called Drumline without the drums, which is pretty accurate (Drumline even has a short stepping scene). In some ways, it's an ad for Greek organizations and college in general. Short is a good student, although he got in trouble. He works hard for his uncle as gardener, and spends a lot of his time studying - in fact, scenes with Short and Good studying together make black study very sexy.

But who cares? This is not why we watched this. We watched it for the stepping. So, first, there is a lot of hip hop dancing. It's not all step. In fact, the theme is that Short's team will need his urban battle dance training to win the nationals. It's pretty wild, but I might have preferred a little more traditional stepping. Also, more of the women - when Ms. (now Dr.) Spenser was at Florida State, we saw a little stepping, mostly from the women. They are fabulous - putting women through those strong, aggressive, percussive steps can be pretty awesome.

So, successful experiment. It sounds like the sequel isn't worth it, but there are plenty of others - the Step Up series, the You've Been Serveds, etc. We'll let you know how it goes.

Tuesday, January 16, 2018

Torrid and Tart, Lucky and Comatose

Time for another old movie double bill: The Torrid Zone (1940) and If I'm Lucky (1946).

Torrid Zone answers the age old question - can anyone talk faster than James Cagney? It turns out that Pat O’Brien can. He plays the high-handed, hard-charging boss of a South American banana plantation. We first see him rousting Ann Sheridan from her singing job at a cantina, because in this town, what he says, goes. Because she won’t be rousted, she winds up in jail, playing cards with Latin revolutionary George Tobias. He gets taken out to be shot, which seems a little heavy for a comedy, but he escapes - and starts making trouble for the plantation.

But where’s Cagney in all this? He used to be O’Brien’s right-hand man, but he got a promotion and is heading back to Chicago - on the very boat that Sheridan is being sent home on. Of course, O’Brien will bully, sweet-talk, and swindle him into staying over for just a week, to take care of the revolutionaries. Also of course, he is going to romance Ann Sheridan into the bargain.

This has a lot going for it: O’Brien and Cagney quarreling twenty to the dozen, a pinch of Grady Sutton, a large helping of Andy Devine, and even George Reeves as Revolutionary #2. But the best part is probably Sheridan’s tart tongue - she gets off a number of zingers, including some clever ways to call someone a hoor.

If I’m Lucky isn’t quite so good. It sort of stars trumpeter Harry James as a band leader, with Vivian Blaine as singer and Carmen Miranda as his novelty act. When their agent, Phil Silvers can’t get them a gig, they find work bringing in crowds at Edgar Buchanan’s political rally. Then Perry Comotose shows up to pitch a song and pitch some woo at Blaine.

With that kind of talent, what can go wrong? Well, let’s see... Miranda gets one number and only a few chances to cuss someone out in Portuguese. Perry Como is a wet dud. Harry James is a good trumpet, but the musical numbers aren’t much to my taste - too square. Maybe 1946 just wasn’t a great year for white swing. Even Silvers doesn’t have much to do.

It might have worked with better music, or maybe removing some extraneous material. Hate to say it, but they could have dropped Miranda or Silvers and given the one they kept something to do.

Still, a pleasant pastime, if you like that sort of thing.

Sunday, January 14, 2018

City of a Thousand Goofs

When we started watching Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets (2017), it took us two extended scenes before we found out why everyone hates it. The first scene, set to Bowie's Space Oddity, shows the ISS space station growing as Earth nations, then aliens add modules. The second shows an alien beach planet where gender-fluid, supermodel aliens engage in a pearl-based economy, or religion, or something, before a space battle levels them. These scenes are beautiful and engaging.

Then we meet our protagonists.

Dane DeHaan and Cara Delevingne are Valerian and Laureline, agents for the human defense organization that protects the ISS, now grown to immense size and free of Earth's orbit. They report to Herbie Hancock, which is cool, but that's about all that's cool. They are presented as douchebag and douchebaguette - Since they are wearing trashy tourist wear, Hancock tells them to change clothes for their mission. So they change into something worse - Hawaiian shirt over mesh tee for him, bikini for her.

But - the mission involves visiting a funky bazaar in another dimension, where Valerian gets stuck because he has a transdimensional gizmo on his arm and it's malfunctioning. All this is a good-fun action scene with a good twist.

THEN, they barely manage to escape while their squad gets slaughtered. Not only don't they try to save them, they don't even acknowledge when they get killed. Ms. Spenser was most upset about this callous reaction, not just from the characters, but from the movie. Myself, I wondered if it were intentional, to establish that the characters were completely self-involved - you were supposed to hate them. But probably not.

The rest of the movie progresses in more or less the same manner - wild, gorgeous visual sequence, obnoxious, stupid leads. A new character, a shape shifter played by Rihanna, is introduced with a Caberet-tinged strip tease. It's a beautiful scene, but it goes on too long, and fails to advance the plot much. SPOILER - Rihanna is killed when she is no longer useful, and our "heroes" just barely care.

I will pass over the "lousy woman driver" jokes.

Dennis Cozzallio liked this movie, which gave me hope. Could it be another John Carter, but it's more of a Jupiter Ascending, an interesting movie that was critically panned for very good reasons. But, you know, like Jupiter Ascending, on the whole I kind of liked this movie. I assume that director Luc Besson thought the leads were the type of people kids today go for - YouTube stars or something. Other than them, there's a lot of good in this movie. But it was no Fifth Element.

Saturday, January 13, 2018

Sweet Science

Gentleman Jim (1942) is an interesting exercise in making a fun movie with an incredibly charismatic, unlikable lead.

It stars Errol Flynn as Gentleman Jim Corbett, early heavyweight boxing champion. It starts in the late 1800s, in San Francisco. Everyone is headed for an illegal boxing match. Flynn and his buddy Jack Carson, poor bank clerks, see one of the bank's directors among the spectators and head over in hopes of kissing up. When the fight is raided, Flynn fast talks the cops into letting the director go. Later, when his daughter. Alexis Smith, comes by, giving him a chance to wangle his way into the Olympia Club, where the upper class are planning a legit boxing club to clean up image. And Flynn knows how to box - because...

At home with his Irish immigrant father (Alan Hale) and two brothers, Jim plays the gent, all formal good manners. His brothers tease him all the time, leading to brawls that all the neighbors come to watch, with the catch-phrase, "The Corbetts are at it again!"

So Flynn has wormed his way into society, having himself paged to keep up his image, then gets kicked out because Jack Carson acts like a drunken lout. But he works his way up through the fight game, until he defeats John L. Sullivan (Ward "Is" Bond). There's a touching scene where Bond meets with Flynn privately to tell him how much he respects him and Flynn butters him up, and it's all very sportsmanly and gentlemanlike.

But this is a boxing movie - you know, Wallace Beery in tights (I guess that's wrestling, but whatever). So how are the fight scenes? Remarkably good for it's era - I don't suppose it threatens Raging Bull (haven't seen), but it is pretty realistic and quite fast. So even if Flynn comes off as a stuck-up, kiss-up class traitor, at least he knows how to fight

Thursday, January 11, 2018

War Games

You know, we actually love sequels. But for Tron: Legacy (2010), we’ll make an exception.

I remember very little from the original Tron. Mainly, I liked the special effects that simulated CGI with hand animation and rotoscoping. The look was striking - not like existing work or the real computer animation that came after. Of course, the sequel used modern CGI, so the look is a lot less original.

It stars Garrett Hedlund as the son of Jeff Bridges, who disappeared somewhere when he was young. Now he’s a rebel, riding a motorcycle and disrupting the his dad’s company. He was raised by Bruce Boxleitner, his father’s partner, and, with Bridges, part of the original movie in some way I don’t remember. Anyway, Boxleitner gives Hedlund access to the secret video arcade, which transports him into the land of Tron, a computer generated universe.

There, he finds the oppressive regime set up by a de-aged Jeff Bridges, and his real father, aged Jeff Bridges, hiding out and being all Zen. Simulated babe Olivia Wilde keeps him from getting lonely.

So, Hedlund has to topple the hierarchy and ... Oh, forget it. Ms. Beveridge nailed it with her review: “It’s boring.” There are disc fights and light cycle races, which are nothing special. There’s a comic turn by Michael Sheen as a fruity club owner/procurer/fixer type. Music is supplied by Daft Punk - they also make a cameo appearance. I don’t really know their stuff, and this didn’t make me want to rush out and listen to more.

The movie is also full of references to the original and other movies - most of which I only recognized by the leaden thunk they made when dropped. In particular, the quote from War Games: “The only way to win is not to play”. Wish I’d followed that advice.

Sunday, January 7, 2018

Everyone Says I Love You

I don't think I need to say much about the Marx Bros.' Horse Feathers (1932). Just so you remember, it's the one about college, with Groucho singing "Whatever It Is, I'm Against It" and everyone singing (or playing on the harp) "Everyone Says I Love You". It has the "swordfish" scene. Thelma Todd is the college widow, wooed by Zeppo and everyone else.

It all ends with a big football game. Nat Pendleton, the cop from the Thin Man series, plays a ringer for the opposing team. And the whole thing is over in a little over an hour.

Written by Kalmar and Ruby, with S.J. Perleman. They wrote some of Goucho's best songs.

Tuesday, January 2, 2018

The Way We Were in 2017

Welcome to 2018 - time for one of my patented half-hearted year in review posts. I want to note that this was my tenth year operating this blog. This is my 1184th post. And I never seem to get better at it.

I don't have a top 10 list - I've always been terrible about those. I'll post my top movie of 2017, though: Bringing Up Baby, same as every year. I don't think we actually watched it this year, but that doesn't matter. Best is best.

Reviewing my viewing for the year, I see that we watched a fair number of "classic" movies. By "classic" I mean either "black and white" or "made before the studio system was broken up". It doesn't mean "high quality". It's what the Self-Styled Siren calls simply "old movies", but that could include anything made after, say, 1992.

Anyway, we've watched good, or at least interesting, old movies, mostly crime (noir or noir adjacent) and horror. This is a good strategy because they are often short, so you can watch them when you're pressed for time and they often come two or even three on a disc.

For crime, I'm going to nominate Decoy as best of year, because it is so WTF, right up to the ending. Also for Sheldon Leonard as Jo Jo Portugal.

For old horror, the 8-pack we watched in October really pushed the numbers up. But I think my favorite was The Devil Commands, Boris Karloff as a perfect mad scientist.

We watched some non-classic horror as well, but mostly horror-comedy, due to my sensitive nature. I'll nominate Night of the Creeps for best, but the two versions of Fright Night are a close second (original) and third (remake).

It seems that we watched a bunch of Shakespeare, although maybe no more than usual (3-4/year). I'll put Branagh's wacky  Loves Labour Lost at the top of the list.

We didn't watch as many foreign films as maybe we should have, but we saw some samurai movies. The best was probably Harakiri. I also saw Drunken Angel for the first time, but (although directed by Kurosawa), it is not a samurai.

For the rest, we saw a lot of the usual remakes, sequels, reboots, comic book, and car chase movies, often in combination. We regret nothing - we enjoyed almost all of them - even Suicide Squad. The ones we liked best had something that was missing in too many movies in general: fun! Movies like Gaurdians of the Galaxy II and Spider-Man: Homecoming were filled with joy. When Drax does something stupid and glorious and then throws back his head and laughs, you can't help but laugh along.

Best DVD purchases of the year? Probably the three Marx Bros. movies I picked up in used CD/DVD stores: Animal Crackers, Night at the Opera, and Night in Casablanca. Casablanca may not be top-shelf Marx Bros., but it has some good stuff, including Harpo playing Liszt on the harp. It was our first movie of the new year.

Oh yes, and our New Year's cocktail was a Mai Tai:

1/2 oz. lime juice
3/4 oz. orange juice
1/2 oz. triple sec
1/2 oz. Frangelico
2 oz. dark rum
splash of prosecco
Garnish w/ cherry

Cheers!