Dirty Dozen Minus One

11 Rebels (2024) is an interesting new addition to the samurai genre. Condemned criminals must hold a fort in exchange for pardons, in a Japanese civil war.

It starts with peasant Takayuki Yamada running home to find that his sister has been raped by a samurai. He finds the samurai with a buddy, drunk and pissing in the canal. So he kills him. He is quickly taken prisoner. 

Then we go behind the scenes. The local Mizoguchi clan is deciding whether to side with the old Shogun or the new Imperial Army. They plan to defect to the Imperials, but will need to hold one particular run-down fort to pull this off. They gather up ten condemned prisoners and offer them a deal: Defend the fort and be granted freedom. But if any one of them defects or deserts, they all will be killed. 

The group sets out under the leadership of two samurai. Some of them are killers, like a monster called "Cut-em-up". Some are gamblers and con artists. One is mentally deficient. It starts quiet, but they are soon besieged - by the Imperial Army, who they are supposed to support. 

At least I think that's what happens. Between the Mizoguchis, the Shogunate and the New Imperials, it gets a little confusing. Clan crests help a little, but just a little. I'm afraid I might have gotten some of the ten mixed up, too. Only a few had what I felt were strong characterizations. But that might just be me. 

The action was pretty strong, with a a decent amount of grit. Since the theme of this war was modernization, we see fights using firearms and cannon as well as swords. Also, the dummy turns out to be a fireworks expert, so they get to use some explosives. 

As a kind of Dirty Dozen pastiche, it didn't strike me as strong as it could have been. As a straight action movie, pretty enjoyable. 

White Jazz

King of Jazz (1930) is about Paul Whiteman, a man about as white as you can get. His music is also pretty white. It's not what we would call jazz - unless we are Guy Lombardo. But it was extremely popular, maybe number one in the US until Benny Goodman. This movie documents the peak of his power.

I won't talk about the plot - there isn't one. There is a cartoon, some numbers with his orchestra, some blackout skits, some small groups, Whiteman's rendition of Rhapsody in Blue, and so on. The musical numbers range from the sappy to - well, to Rhapsody, about as jazzy as it gets. There were also huge sets, camera tricks like double exposures, and the genial, avuncular and rotund band leader himself. 

One of the acts was the Rhythm Boys, with Bing Crosby, although only as one of the trio. That's about it for recognizable names, although Joe Venuti and Eddie Lang were in the band. I just didn't notice them (I think Lang got a solo - obviously didn't make a big impression.

The final number was about the American melting pot, and how it created jazz. He shows all the nationalities that came to America and influenced jazz: the English, Irish, Swedish, Scots, Danes,... Let's see, who are we leaving out? Hint: There is exactly one black person in the movie, a little black girl sitting on Whiteman's lap as a joke. 

But with all the racism, unjazzy jazz, and schmaltz, this was a fun watch. Whiteman is a charming presence, and his music isn't bad if you think of it as, say, operetta. And some of the production is boggling. One set has a giant piano that the whole orchestra fits on. Shades of 5,000 Fingers of Dr. T.

Streets of Venice

I picked up Casanova (2005) at a library DVD sale. How bad could Heath Ledger as Casanova be? Not bad at all.

It starts with Casanova as a little boy. His mother leaves him with his grandmother, and promises to come back. In the next scene, Heath Ledger is the grown-up Casanova. Mom is taking her time. 

Ledger, apparently incognito, walks through Venice, listening to scandalous gossip abouit himself. He visits his friend the Doge, who likes him, but lets him know that the church will force him into exile unless he changes his ways. So Ledger gets engaged to a beautiful blonde virgin, Natalie Dormer. 

But Ledger later runs into, and fall in love with, Sienna Miller. Miller is an intellectual, who secretly writes feminist tracts under a pseudonym. Since she abhors the libertine Casanova, he pretends to be his servant. Since her family has run out of money, she is engaged to be married to rich Patrizzio (Oliver Platt). So Ledger decides to reveal his true identity - he is Patrizzio! When the real Patrizzio shows up, Ledger and crew waylay him, tell him his hotel is closed, take him to a palazzo, steal his clothes, etc. The old sit-com run-around.

All of this is mildly amusing, and very beautiful. The movie was filmed in Venice, and uses it well. The actors are good looking, and include a few faves, like Jeremy Irons, Lena Olin, and Charlie Cox. However, I can't say this really stuck with me. The romance(s) struck me as a bit shallow (makes sense for Casanova), and the hijinks not fully "rollicking". 

All in all, a pleasant watch, but maybe not needed as part of my permanent collection. 

Abracadabra

Well, they finally figured out how to title a sequel: Now You See Me: Now You Don’t (2025). Except this coming after Now You See Me 2 kind of spoils the effect. 

This one starts with an underground Four Horsemen magic show in a warehouse. The four magicians bring a volunteer on stage, and then merge into his body, performing their tricks thriugh him. The big trick is to steal the phone of an asshole crypto-bro and distribute his account to everyone at the show.

After the show, the volunteer and two other young people are walking home. You see, the Horsemen were just deep-fake projections, the volunteer (Dominic Sessa) was an impressionist, the girl (Ariana Greenblatt) was an audience member who pickpocketed the phone, and Justice Smith was the hacker and behind the scene guy. We learn a lot of this because Horsemen ringleader Jesse Eisenberg shows up. He has a mission from the Eye, the shadowy magician crime-fighting organization. It is to take down diamond dealer Rosamund Pike. The rest of the crew won't be available - for reasons. Probably because Eisenberg is a dick.

Pike, with a fulsome South African accent, is the owner of the top diamond mines in the world. She keeps her prices high by converting dirty money from arms dealers and despots into clean gems. She owns the world's largest diamond, and displays it at a party. And of course, Eisenberg and the new kids steal it. And they get away because the other Horsemen show up: Jess Franco, Woody Harrelson, and Isla Fisher. 

So what next? A coded message directs them to a magic-themed mansion, where they meet Morgan Freeman, and search for clues. But the police show up, and half the group is captured. 

It goes on like this for a while, with puzzles, tricks, cold-reading and peril. It ends (SPOILER) with all the Horsemen (including Lizzie Caplan, who was replaced by Isla Fisher in the second movie) and the three new guys together, all back in the eye and ready for another adventure.

Will there actually be another adventure? Now You See Me: Now You Don't: 2? This entry was a bit tired, and maybe didn't hold together as well as the first two. I liked the new guys, but not sure if we really need eight Horsemen. The personal relationships didn't seem to be very strong. And the twists and tricks seemed a little weaker, although the finale was pretty sweet. 

We'll see. I'll probably watch it if it comes out.

Dragons All the Way Down

Just a quick note on Dragon Fist (1979), a Jackie Chan movie that Amazon Prime suggested the we "finish watching" = we auto-started this and you didn't watch it - why?

Anyway, Jackie is a student at a good martial arts studio, but another teacher shows up to challenge the master. This teacher beats master so badly that he dies. So Jackie takes his master's wife and daughter to go get revenge.

But when he gets to the other teacher's school, he apologizes sincerely, and reveals that he has cut off his own leg as penance. Jackie isn't really satisfied, but what can he do? Fight a one-legged amn?

So Jackie settles in with his late master's family. To take care of them, he goes to work for another master, and gets into the war between this guy and another master. When he figures out who the bad guys are, it might be too late.

This is a relatively early film for Jackie Chan. It's a bit on the dark side, with no real good guys once the master is killed. There aren't any jokes or funny stunts or fights. Some of the fights seem a little weak, although Jackie delivers throughout. Director Lo Wei is pretty influential (Fists of Fury), but I don't this is one of his best. It doesn't use Jackie to his best advantage. But still fun 

All for One

I'm a sucker for a Three Musketeers movie, so I was pretty psyched for the recent French version: The Three Musketeers: D’Artagnan (2023).

I should give a quick plot synopsis, but it's pretty much the story that you know. I also won't be listing the cast, because I don't recognize a single actor, except Vincent Cassel as Athos and Eva Green as Milady. A few points of interest:

• In the first scene where D'Artagnan fights in the inn courtyard, he is shot and left for dead, and has to crawl out of his shallow grave. The whole fight takes place in a rainstorm, and there is a lot of mud.
• Porthos tries to seduce D'Artagnan - yes, he swings both ways, sometimes with Aramis (?).
• There was a bit more Cmdr. Treville in this one - he even fights with the Musketeers sometimes. 
• It ends on a cliffhanger, with Constance abducted and D'Artagnan knocked out.

This was a decent swashbuckler, with some nice modern touches. I thought the amount of dirt, mud, and brown clothing a little excessive. But mostly I found it a little generic. Athos was olde than the others,  but Aramis isn't particularly handsome and Porthos wasn't that portly. D'Artagnan didn't have a lot of character either. Even Milady was a bit plain. 

A lot of the time, I found myself comparing this to the Richard Lester version, which was much more vivid, with stronger characters and clearer motivations. Maybe the problem was that I was watching in translation, and missing some of the subtleties. Maybe this just wasn't my style. 

But I'll probably watch the sequel. 

Ghost Face

This was a random pick Ghost Killer (2024) - Japanese action with a comedy twist.

It starts with a fight in an alley - four against one, Masanori Mimoto, in fast, almost silent hand to hand combat. Mimoto has defeated the four when he is shot.

Then we meet Akari Takashi, an ordinary college girl who works in a restaurant and has terrible dates with "influencers". On her way home one day, she notices a shell casing and picks it up. It came from the bullet that killed Mimoto in the opening. 

When she gets home, she meets her friend Ayaka Higashino, whose boyfriend has been knocking her around. When they go inside, she sees Mimoto in the apartment and freaks out. But Higashino can't see him - he's a ghost. It appears that he can't be released from the mortal coil until he can avenge himself. And he will need her help.

First, he shows her that he can help her. It turns out that he can take over her body and use his excellent fighting skills to help her beat up bullies like Higashino's boyfriend. He was a paid killer for an "antisocial organization". She doesn't like the association, but it does turn out to be handy. 

There are two things going for this movie. First is the fight choreography, by directort Kensuke Sonomoto, who seems to be getting a good name in the action genre, along with Yugo Sakamoto, who wrote this. The second is the "average college girl" dropped into the yakuza milieu. There are some cute scenes where she is punching someone out (under ghost control), and complaining about how much it hurts her fists. 

I enjoyed this, although I'm not sure how well they executed on this second part. Not sure they have the Japanese teen girl thing completely figured out. Or maybe it's me that's wrong. But the action was flawless. I'll definitely look up a few more of their films.